A displaced fourth of July

This fourth of july was spent with an unusual group of pack members. The typical drinking buddies were out of town, so Slim and Silver were left to celebrate with different faces. This is how the day unfolded.

11:37 am- Silver wakes up pussyless from the night before, lays in bed questioning his morals and ability to fuck. On top of that, Silvers wonderful day plans all seemed to fall apart within a matter of minutes. This leaves him with only one option, suppress these feelings of anger via beer, and lots of it.

12:30- Silver, Tam and childhood friend G-Unit hit the golf course with a 30-rack in hand.

4:02- Guap, Slim, Tam Cricket and Silver head to Wee's house to keep the holiday festivities going, Wee was out for the day and let us use his house.

7:00- Wee gets home and opened up the actual house for us, the alarm went of and he realized he had no knowledge of the code.

7:05- Alarm is still going off, we decide to drink through it, even though the chance of cops showing up is very high.

7:08- It stops.

7:10- It starts back up again.

10:01- Cuban and Silver head towards the crows nest, july fourth rage. Slim and the pack are trailing behind anxiously anticipating. We are hoping to find a 3% attractive rate, and hoping not to have to drink so much to find it.

11:01- Slim and Silver start spitting some game at two 25 year old cuties, one we shall call red, the other flower.

Flower and Red both found to have boyfriends, interest and intent is lost. We go for the Cougar.

11:43- Douche's sister proceeds to call Silver an asshole, simply for taking a road beer and a dinner glass. Silver responds with what is the problem with a road beer? Side note, this was not the first unpleasant conversation had between Silver and Douche's sister tonight.

Douche's sister will be referred to as DS (Douche's Sister)

DS- Who are you?

Silver- Thats not way to introduce approach someone, if you'd like to know my name, say, hey how are you, my name is ........ what is yours?

DS- What, why would i ever do that?

Silver- Because that is the proper way to introduce yourself to someone instead of acting like an idiot.

DS- Do you know who i am?

Silver- no.

DS- This is my house, you can get the fuck out.

Silver- Well then, (proceeds to walk away, only to be later accused of stealing an I-pod)

12:52 am- Slim starts the convo with douche, questioning why she hates Silver.

Douche claims silver to be judgmental, here is a list of the claims.

Silver is only nice for unknown reasons.

Silver is judgmental.

Silver is a player who cant be trusted.

Silver is scum...

Douche can not seem to get over the fact that Silver might in fact be a good guy.

1:44- Silver and Guap drop of douche and decide to crash the party, and do a respected keg stand for every member of the wolf pack.

2:08- Guap and Silver head to Wee's to meet back up with the pack for a late night smoke, and reminisce.