6:58 pm- Slimjim and Silverboy finish first beer in preparation for the Soxs.
7:11- Slim and Silver crack open beer number three.
7:32- Slim finishes his third, while Silver ends his fourth, while proceeding to take a few beers for the road.
7:39- Slim and Silver pack first bowl of the night.
8:20- Slim says he's feeling a .06, meanwhile walking to the game drunk. Night is young, fuck bitches.
9:43- Slim and Silver decide to go to Ken Griffey Jr Hall of Fame induction after college. Date is unknown, trip is planned.
10:57- Silver and Slim are sober and on the prowl.
11:22- night starts back up.
11:36- the root begins, Silver and Slim take over.
11:51- The team wins first game.
12:15 am- Silver and the pack attach Tam with an assortment of fruit. Tam then calls Silver to inform him that he is passing out on the side of the street.
12:27- Smoke first blunt.
12:40- El Guapo is on the road to heaven, Slim and Silver are a snails pace behind. Time for a rage.
12:42- First party was hardly a party, many lame faces. El Guap and Slim leave silver alone temporarily, however silver recovers exiting the house hands full of red velvet cake. Thus far, success.
1:15- El Guap caught in the action, making out with blondy.
1:36- Guap ties down the late night, meanwhile Slim and Silver are getting antsy.
2:05- Guap arrives to his house just in time to realize that if he was any drunker, he would have to replace Mike Ditka as the spokesperson for Levitra.
2:12- Slim leaves the pack, Silver left at bunny's with Cricket and the Cuban.
3:31- JewishGirl leaves Slim after a pleasant smoke and blowjob sesh, Slim wonders why the last three girls he has gotten with have had there period.
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